It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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