This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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