question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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