doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
