Umm I'm too high to move.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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