I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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