i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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