I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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