Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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