so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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