His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Vodka?
Forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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