remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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