Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We had to coat check the pizza.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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