Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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