The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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