try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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