Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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