trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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