so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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