This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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