Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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