omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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