Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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