and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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