STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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