that's an acceptable place to lick
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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