i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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