i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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