I'm pants shitting drunk right now
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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