i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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