I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
send nudes
from the living room?
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