What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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