What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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