I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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