I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
a search helicopter?!
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
tell me about the fingering
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