i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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