I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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