i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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