but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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