brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
