I got her a Nickelback box set.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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