How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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