just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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