if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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