You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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