I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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