Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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