I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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