ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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