I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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