why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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