can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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