Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
it glows. i had to have it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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