Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
